Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Plot: Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course. In order to make the money back, they then attempt to revitalize a failing shopping mall.

40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

Goodness, gracious. What did I just watch. Silliest, stupidest laugh out ride. So bad it’s funny, so stupidest its Hilarius. can’t describe cheesy crude comedy. Have to see it to believe it, b-movie comedy. Tim and Eric are goof balls.

MY LAUGHTER METER:

8 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

Thank you, I honor you, I honor our friendship, and I honor our love.

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I say WATCH IT ON CABLE because it’s not for everyone.

Beerfest

40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

This is one of my favorite comedies that keeps me laughing even after it’s over. Crude humor and the drunken antics is priceless and silly, I mean come on masterbating a frog is priceless. Perfect way to blow some time.

MY LAUGHTER METER:

9 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.

 

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I say OWN this bad boy!

House Party

MY 40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

A cult urban classic. A true 90's teen comedy. Kid and Play were awesome and funny as hell. I always enjoy rewatching this. Robin Harris was a comedy god R.I.P. He plays Pop priceless. A funny watch.

MY LAUGHTER METER


8 out of 10


MY FAVORITE LINE


Girl, you're so soft, like my hush-puppies. You're so warm and fluffy, like a butter-milk biscuit. You make me want to squeeze tighter and tighter. Nah, I'm not gonna lie. You make a nigga wanna sing.

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Semi-Pro

MY 40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

Priceless hoot of another Will Ferrell comedy. Love Will and his movies are priceless. Great corny classic of disco basketball and all the silly antics you would expect from this type of film. I laughed hard. I am still laughing.

MY LAUGHTER METER RATING:

8 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

Baby who wants to love me sexy, Baby are you ready to lick me sexy, Take off your shoes and suck me sexy, Baby we`re naked and we`re humpin sexy.

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Role Models

MY 40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

Rudd and Scott aced this film. Best are Thompson and Plasse major gut busting antics. Jane Lynch amazing as always. This is a rude, crude vulgar good time. Its like a dirty joke on film. I had fun with it.

MY LAUGHTER METER RATING:

7 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.

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Goon

MY 40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

Violent hockey comedy need I explain more. A silly corny wild ride. Baruchel becomes the comedy in this. He is perfect with his dirty mouth. Scott and Schreiber are golden. Funny, fun, funnier film to touch the twisted funny bone.

MY LAUGHTER METER RATING:

8 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

I think we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light. Like ET. And the team needs somebody to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.

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"I say RENT"

21 Jump Street

 MY 40 WORD OR LESS REVIEW:

 Laughed my fat ass off. A perfect modern comedy. A true hoot of laughter. Hill and Tatum are awesome. Must Watch. A new favorite of mine. I got a headache and busted a lung laughing.

MY LAUGHTER METER RATING:

10 out of 10

MY FAVORITE LINE:

I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. 

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"I say its a must OWN."